- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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