How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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aodhan hearty

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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