What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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