- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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