- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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