How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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