- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Stop. Seriously stop.

Knock knock... Home invasion

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I love you

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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