Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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