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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A lot eh?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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