Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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LO AND BEHOLD!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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