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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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