The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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