One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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