- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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