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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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