- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

So a bar walks into a man...

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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