- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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quantum physics?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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