Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

swag

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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