Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Anti Joke

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