the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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