Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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