- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Nobody cares maddie!

I like that, but why am I happy?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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