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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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