- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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