- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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