What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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