- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

every cloud has a silver lining

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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