What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Knock knock... Home invasion

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Bob Saget that is all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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