- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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