How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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