- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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