- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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