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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your mom.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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