- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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