- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what's funny about war? nothing!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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