youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Okay.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

rent a cops

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops