Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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