- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A baby seal walks into a club.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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