knock knock whos there open open who the door

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

why did the black guy die? cancer

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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