- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The holocaust

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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