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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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