- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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