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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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