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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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