What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Maths.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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My mom

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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