- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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