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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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