- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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