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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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