- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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