A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A black person dies.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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