- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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