Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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