This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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