- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do I hate? people

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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