- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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