Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

I'm Batman.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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