Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

wanna here a joke? you.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

My friend harris is fat.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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