What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Male leadership.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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