- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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