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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A blonde dies Lololol

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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