- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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