- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

knock knock!? . . No.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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