- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Everybody will die

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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