- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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