Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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penis. nuff said.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Anti Joke

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