- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

One, two, three, four and five

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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