- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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