- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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