- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

someone called someone else a frog

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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