- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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