Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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