Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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