A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A man did not like this site

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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