- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How you know when dislextic

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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