- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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