- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Anti Joke

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