Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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