- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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