- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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