In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What do I hate? people

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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