whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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