- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Take wrong turns

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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