- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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