How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Indians

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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