So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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