Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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