Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Cheese

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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