- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Kameron Brown is gay.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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