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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A black man walks out of a police station

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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