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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

One, two, three, four and five

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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