Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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