- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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