What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Chuck Norris.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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