- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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