- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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