Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

thumb_up thumb_down -7

AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

1

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

thumb_up thumb_down -9

tea with milk?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops