I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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