- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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