What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do I hate? people

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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