What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

i saw amango it splootered

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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