- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Badabing.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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