- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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