- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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