- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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