- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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