Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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