- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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