- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

you give like i give lomain

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I just threw up..In my pants.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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