A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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