why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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