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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

well use a tissue!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Guess what? The Game.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

hi joshua

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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