To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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deez nuts

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Maths.

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