whats brown and sticky? Doody

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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