GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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