Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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