Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Take wrong turns

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Boob

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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