Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Error 37.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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