- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A storm be brewin!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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