- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

brock has small hands for a small job

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

hi

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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