Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Anti Joke

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