- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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