How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A fat guy!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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