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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Cheese

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A black man walks out of a police station

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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