why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How old are you? 7

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

I am a mime

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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