How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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