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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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