- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

You know whats better than 24? 25

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