- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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