Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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I <3 Hitler

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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