- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

PIED NINNY!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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