Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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