Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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