- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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