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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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