- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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