why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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mitchell palmer sucks

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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