- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

knock knock!? . . No.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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