What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Anti Joke

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