Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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