You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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