What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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