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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

child labor

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

all these jokes are horrible now

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.