A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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