- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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