- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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