Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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