- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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