A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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school homewrok

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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