If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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