- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Knock knock Go away

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

You know whats annoying? Steve

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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