April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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eh

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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