Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

where is the world?

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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