Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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the WNBA.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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