Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Good job, son.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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