- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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