- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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