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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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