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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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