Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Good job, son.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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