Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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