What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Ily bae

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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