Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A bar walks into a man

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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