Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Tunechi

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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