why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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