- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what is worse than a guy pissed?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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