- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

cory is gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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