Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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A lot eh?

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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My kids are mistakes.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Type better antijokes above

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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