- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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