- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Yellow People !!

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What would u like to drink?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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