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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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