- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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