- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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