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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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