what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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