- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

taking out the trash... at night

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

human centipede

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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