what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Yanter, Look it up

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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