How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

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