Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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