- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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