I <3 Hitler

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Knock knock Go away

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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