- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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