- Anti Joke

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.