I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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