Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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one of the idiot

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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