- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

knock,knock you suck

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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