Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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