Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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