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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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