- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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