- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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