- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I like school Said no one ever.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

womens rights

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

all these jokes are horrible now

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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