Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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someone called someone else a frog

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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