How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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YOU

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Fat? Jesse Z

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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