- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

The Labour Party.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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