What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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White men's rights

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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