Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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outside your comfort zone

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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