- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Caramel Boing.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Pain Olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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