What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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