A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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