- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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