- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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