What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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