- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

hey guys im gay

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A women left the kitchen.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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