- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Democracy.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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