What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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