- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your girlfriend.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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