- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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