A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

hey guys im gay

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A women left the kitchen.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Anti Joke

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